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    July 20

    拔牙记

    牙疼不是病,疼起来真要命
    早在期末考试前牙就开始疼了
    一般都是白天隐隐作痛,咬咬牙忍了
    晚上疼的咬牙切齿,散利痛也没啥效果,这时候就用马列主义思想武装自己,边嗖嗖吸气,边复习功课,如果这学期没有挂科,牙虫功不可没
    每天都痛下决心,明天就去看牙医,白天又咬咬牙忍了(寒号鸟。。。。。。。)
    终于到了上周四,昼夜不分了
    杀到医院,经过漫长煎熬的排队后,终于到我了
    一个pp的医生,“什么问题”“牙疼,两边都是”
    “张嘴”“张大点”“aoyo,这个只有拔掉了,这边这个也是,拔颈根牙还是很有劲的,忍着点”
    立刻我觉得她一点都不pp了
    麻药一打,虽然一根锥子,一把老虎钳在嘴里,啥也不觉得
    3下5除2,一颗牙就出来了,牙根还是带钩的
    “过一个礼拜,这边能吃饭了,再来把另外一边的也拔了”
    =.=
     
    在将来的某一天
    “先生请你点菜”
    “要个xx汤,再要个xx汤,还要个xx汤”
    “你不要点点主食么”
    “稀饭”
    “先生,饭后送的水果”
    “能帮我弄成果汁么。。。。。。。”

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    鱼 小wrote:
    拔了颈根牙.脸是不是就小了点呢:-)
    Aug. 18
    云 曹wrote:
    ......我还没长出来您老就拔了啊。。。。。让我想起前几天和同学打电话聊天。“我估计下个月驾照能考出来吧”,“抓紧了,我上次出车祸,扣了3分了,再晚点,你驾照没出来,我的就吊销了”。。。。。。。
    July 22
    ww lucywrote:
    我已经拔掉三颗智齿了,实在没勇气去把剩下那个弄掉。
    July 21
    Summerwrote:
    点菜搞笑的。
    July 21
    vivian weiwrote:
    哈哈,没牙的老头~~
    July 20

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